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You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us Barrack
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
Yes... We have a sense of humor too!
This page is for our ladie's favorite political giggles.
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Shorts:
When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.
Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
“Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.”
Obama is just a cynical opportunist who doesn’t really believe anything he says. Or at least we can hope so.
OBAMA: The Great Mistake of ‘08.
You might be a Democrat if:
* You feel Fidelity means not cheating on your mistress.
* You think those stupid ribbons actually accomplish something.
* You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life.
* You sang along to "Give Peace a Chance" during the Gulf War.
* You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.
* You went to Woodstock II and felt that it was a significant historical event, changing the way our country thinks.
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.
* You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."